"Thank you, appreciate you. Yes, you regard you'll consent that with this extraordinary set of new hardware features, the iPhone 5 will be the most appropriate phone you've ever used, an extraordinary appurtenance for games, and of course, your preferred song player."
"And, of course, it'll be entirely back matching with all the songs that you've purchased from iTunes so far."
"That's right. We know you'll admire listening to your preferred tunes on iPhone 5. That's because we'll be creation a couple of more of them matching with iPhone 5 every week . Just 6 partial months after you launch the iPhone 5, we'll beginning vouchsafing you fool around your aged songs on the device. Eventually, all or most or at least a few of your preferred song will work with iPhone 5."
[AUDIENCE BEGINS TO LEAVE]
"The initial lineup of your song that we'll enable to function on iPhone 5 will add a few all-time preferred hits. Louie Armstrong's ‘What a Wonderful World.' Don McLean's ‘American Pie.' Enya's ‘Orinoco Flow (Sail Away).' And Ringo Starr's decisive casing of ‘You're Sixteen.' We regard you'll consent it's a great launch lineup."
[AUDIENCE BRIEFLY CONSIDERS THROWING OWN FECES AT STAGE]
"We regard that this steady rollout of generous permission to fool around the song you already own on your new device will be an extraordinary addition to the lineup of new song for iPhone 5. Or, as is seeking increasingly likely, replacement for it entirely. Thank you."
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