Here's only what the world needs: a planner chainsaw. Forget about that dorky and practical Stihl and examine the ultimate thing in lumberjack hotness, the Nok Gear.
The Nok Gear is the best "tool" is to nation hipster, or " Fakerjack ". Even the outline is acceptably pretentious. The planner - Next of Kin Creatives - calls it a "lightweight chainsaw is to functional-luxe tribes." That, if you were wondering, is a judgment entirely abandoned of meaning.
Why heft an awful orange and white sight when you can use a bare-metal cut with a chisel with the "juxtaposition of two adjoining rectilinear frames"? Why put up with aged fashioned hard, well-spoken cosmetic when you can suffer "textural materials creates a new cultured for collection in used in the outside domain"?
This idea pattern is of course great looking, but who in ruin will purchase it (apart from Canadian hipsters)? If there is any apparatus that should look mean, corpulent and dangerous, it's the chainsaw. I'm shocked of the things, and righteously so. If you beginning creation dangerous guns that look similar to high-end kitchenware, then all kinds of unconditional people are going to beginning lopping off their own limbs.
And seriously, can you see Leatherface using this thing? He'd be laughed out of Texas.
Nok Gear idea [Next of Kin around Core77 ]
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